goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

rihmember when Vee fucked that guy she considered a son and then we saw her tits

One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Anonymous

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

image

Oh snap

BOOOOM

socialjusticekoolaid:

Love “Da Man Wit the Chips” but Jameila White is the new “Protest MVP.” #staywoke #trill 

sappling:

white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
me: okay
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?

no one’s a virgin life fucks us all
white boys in obey snapbacks probably
sufliso:

thank you

sufliso:

thank you

nun: pastor, we are having trouble with the exorcism
pastor: have you tried unblessing and blessing again ?

ignitionremix:

why does this keep on getting more hyperrealistic